Inner thoughts of a Unicorn

cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

sehwun:

sehwun:

sehwun:

so after my prom there was an after party and i got home last night at 5am and went straight to sleep and this morning i check my phone and i have 3438 messages from people asking if im okay omfg what hte heck did i do

update: apparently i drank a little too much and danced for 4 hours straight and then passed out on a couch crying about chicken nuggets

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lydiasexual:

one time in my health class we were going over sex ed and someone mentioned that the word “testify” came from the fact that men would swear on their testicles during a testimony way back when and someone asked what girls say and this girl next to me whispered “i breastify" and the teacher laughed so hard and let us leave 15 minutes early 

croutoncat:

horny and sad is the worst combination

artbymoga:

zolloc:

plop

This is so satisfying to watch

artbymoga:

zolloc:

plop

This is so satisfying to watch

maosandchayhem:

So I drive by this house every day on my way to work and it is definitely the Skeleton War HQ

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